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"I'm as Confused as a Baby in a Topless Bar" Funny Tee

$29.99 Regular Price
$24.99Sale Price
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Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable, pre-shrunk

- Garment-dyed construction for a soft color and lived-in texture

- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and double-needle stitched seams

- Tubular (no side seams) knit and sewn-in label for clean lines

- Available S–4XL in 58 colors; made in Honduras


Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

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