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"I Stuck My Dick in the Oven When I Heard About Heatstroke" Tee

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Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for consistent fit

- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture

- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit

- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability

- Sizes S–4XL (select partners); sewn-in label; available in 58 colors


Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

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