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“No, I Don’t Have Any Spare Ribs!” Funny Tee

$29.99 Regular Price
$24.99Sale Price
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Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)

- Garment-dyed after construction for a lived-in texture and gentle color variation

- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for durability and cleaner drape

- Relaxed fit available S–4XL with sewn-in label for comfort and easy wear

- Available in 58 colors; made in Honduras


Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

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