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Pig Graphic T-Shirt — “No, I Don’t Have Any Spare Ribs!” Funny Farm Animal Tee

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Soft, lived-in tee with a warm, playful soul. This heavyweight garment-dyed T-shirt feels like an old favorite the moment you put it on — the fabric is gently broken-in, the relaxed cut sits comfortably over jeans or work pants, and the sewn-in label keeps the neckline smooth. Front art shows a curious piglet with the cheeky line “No, I don’t have any SPARE RIBS!” — a wink for backyard grillers, animal lovers, and anyone who enjoys food humor. Wear it to low-key cookouts, casual farm visits, weekend errands, or lazy afternoons when you want to spark a smile. The tubular knit and double-needle stitching give it structure and durability, while the garment-dye treatment adds subtle, soft color variation that ages beautifully with each wash. Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) - Garment-dyed after construction for a lived-in texture and gentle color variation - Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for durability and cleaner drape - Relaxed fit available S–4XL with sewn-in label for comfort and easy wear - Available in 58 colors; made in Honduras Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean

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